Friday, 13 August 2010

Do I have fake breasts? Sure. I wasn't born Marilyn Monroe


Well, I don't like to call them fake. I'd say augmented.
When I started dancing in my 20s, I was a natural 34B-36C. This isn't very big by stripper standards, but it's reasonably busty considering that I am very small, about 5'1".
The problem was... one of my breasts was noticably smaller than the other. Most women are not perfectly symmetrical, but this was obvious. One was full and attractive. The other was a little odd shaped and droopy. I was so worried I even went to have them scanned -- but there was nothing wrong, just a natural oddity.
I didn't have them done till I was about 23, when I had the money for a good surgeon, and when I was totally sure this was my career for the next few years.
I'm glad I didn't go get cheap surgery at 18, like alot of girls do.

At this time, I had gotten into much better, more professional shape and had lost some weight. So my boobs were closer to the 34B range.
For my surgery, I had them evened out, so to speak, and extended to a 36D.
That's the exact same size as Marilyn Monroe, one of my icons.
Isn't it ironic that she was considered incredibly busty in her day? But today, a 36D on a average-sized American woman is pretty standard. Maybe because everyone is so much fatter these days.

I had the doctor put the implants UNDER the top layer of muscle, which creates a more natural look.
Because I didn't choose implants so big that my boobs would have their own centre of gravity, they look reasonably natural. Also, because they more of less fit my build, I don't have obvious signs like stretch marks. I have enough natural fat and skin to cover them.
I've had them almost 7 years now and will keep them even after I leave the profession.

17 comments:

  1. they look really fake sorry

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  2. Well I thought they looked very real until I heard her say they weren't real. They do have a more natural look rather than the typical "ball" look that many others have, with obvious implants. I think her decision to pay more money and have them put under the layer of muscle was a very smart decision. Love ya Coco! You are a very sexy lady and I love your show with Ice! You two are such a cute couple.

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  3. Well I thought they looked very real until I heard her say they weren't real. They do have a more natural look rather than the typical "ball" look that many others have, with obvious implants. I think her decision to pay more money and have them put under the layer of muscle was a very smart decision. Love ya Coco! You are a very sexy lady and I love your show with Ice! You two are such a cute couple.

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  4. Well I thought they looked very real until I heard her say they weren't real. They do have a more natural look rather than the typical "ball" look that many others have, with obvious implants. I think her decision to pay more money and have them put under the layer of muscle was a very smart decision. Love ya Coco! You are a very sexy lady and I love your show with Ice! You two are such a cute couple.

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  6. They look fake as shit but damn you fine.

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  7. They definitely look real that's the whole reason I stumbled upon this blog , I googled if they were because they seemed too big for the small frame but look so natural, looks great! Xoxo

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  8. Too big for u coco. Take the Vegas show, BUT plz do CLUB SPARTACUS. I really love the way u and ice love ur dogs. There needs 2 b more loving pet owners like u 2.. kisses to u, ice and the puppies!

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  9. They look great on her! Real natural shape..!

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