Friday 16 July 2010

Black light -- our enemy

That's not entirely true. Black light does help cover up unfortunate details, like stretch marks, bad skin and cellulite.
But it also highlights things that are not usually visible -- especially anything white or liquidy. (Ew).

* Deoderant (apply before you work, and then wipe off before you go on stage)
* Dandruff
* Bits of toilet paper (use baby wipes instead after you go to the loo)
* Pills from white clothing (wearing a fluffy white track suit right before stripping is stupid)
* Bodily fluids. I know. Disgusting. But spit, scabs or, really, anything will show up.

The good news is that black light is pretty much passe. It's retro 80s.
Drawing from www.lasvegasweekly.com

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