Wednesday 21 July 2010

Stripper shoe dilemnas


Platforms vs. Straight-up heels.
I always choose shoes with a platform, because I am petite and have tiny feet -- a US size 5. That means there is just not enough length in my foot to carry off a 6" heel that starts from the ground.
The pro of the platform is that it gives you extra height ("lift") without requiring extra heel ("incline")
That top, small photo shows an exaggerated very high platform, and a relatively low incline. So your foot is not bent too much. That said, learning to dance in platforms like that takes a long time.

Ankle Strap vs. No Ankle Strap
Beginners definitely need ankle straps for two reasons: They give you extra support and balance. And they won't fly off and whack someone on the head while you're still experimenting with your spins on the pole. That's really embarrassing.
I personally don't like them because I have short-ish legs and I think the strap visually cuts them in half. I have a few, but the ankle straps are transparent vinyl.

Stiletto vs. Chunky Heal
If you have naturally long, skinny legs, stilettos look better. Chunky heels will look too heavy.
If you have naturally shorter, shaplier, or more muscular legs, stilettos can make your calves look even heavier, so go with a slightly chunkier heel.
If you're new to stripping, chunk heels give better support.

Slippery Soles
Rubber soles are better than fancy leather ones, since rubber soles often have grip.
If your shoes have very slippery bottoms, find textured soles to put on them, or bring them to a shoe fixer guy.

Learning to walk in stripper shoes
Move slowly. It's sexier that way, anyway. I don't get young strippers who rush around act like they are trying out for the Pole Dancing Olympics. Take your time.
When you walk, put your heel down first.
Before you start stripping, take a week or two to break in the shoes.
Do two hours a day, then three, then four, etc, till you can stand a whole shift.
And do things while wearing them.
You will discover a whole new world of things you can't do -- walk up and down stairs, push a cart at a supermarket. This is all good training.
Nobody is paying you stand still at a strip club. You have to be comfortable enough to be maybe serving drinks, walking on and off stage, mingling with clients and dancing.

Conclusion
Beginners should start with a modest platform and a modest heel (say 2" rise with a 3" incline). Or, even easier, just a normal heel that is 3-4".
You should choose ankle straps and a chunky-ish heel.
You should practice, practice, practice.
There's no worker's comp in stripping. You fall off a slippery, dark stage your first night and break your ankle, nobody is paying the hospital bill. And you'll be out of commission for weeks.

Two Great Beginner Shoes: Vanity and Seduce, from Pleaser
They look sturdy, have ankle straps, and modestly sized heels with no platform.
Yes, the heels still look thin by Non-Stripper standards, but at least they aren't those tiny ones that are made of shiny metal and come down to a sharp point.





Images from Pleaser, the creme de la creme of stripper shoes. http://www.pleaserusa.com

4 comments:

  1. O.M.G. Coco, I realized I would love your blog when I read "occupation" on your profile read: " Funny how the sex trade isn't one of the Blogger options!"

    I will totally be stalking you from now on! Thank you for the stripper shoe tips. I totally wish I bought the black heels above now. Hopefully I will not whack any teachers on the head tomorrow when I take my new heels for a spin!

    You and I need to trade tips on being "normal" and "learning to walk on the wild side"

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  2. Hi Celine,
    Thanks so much for leaving a comment. You know, you're my first commenter! I was beginning to wonder if I was just some crazy woman writing and writing into a void.
    I'm enjoying your blog too. It's great fun, and it's cool that you can be so open.
    For obvious reasons, I'm writing anonymously, and also changing some facts. But I'm glad you're enjoying this side, too.
    Go get them on those speed dates!

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  3. Hey Coco! Don't worry, it just takes a little bit of time but soon enough people will discover your blog and because you have great content, they'll keep coming back like I do!

    PS: So happy to realize that the shoes I bought (Pleaser) are the creme de la creme of stripper shoes! It's been amazing dancing on them, actually. Lucky coincidence, but still wish I'd read your post before I went shopping!

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  4. I don't strip..but found your tips great! I'm determined to simply walk in heels and the shoe styles you suggested are beautiful and an option anyone can wear.to start...thanks

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